Tuesday 7 June 2011

OUT OF TOWN ZEGZCAPADE


The easiest way to get Galis to do something is to make it a dare or a challenge. A friend of mine saw my train surfing (riding atop a train) photos and told me "Hmm, I see you have guts but I bet you dont have the balls to ride on a boat to Migingo in those violent, shark-infested waters" Guess what? Next thing I was on a bus to Migori then on to Muhuru bay and I did ride that one hour boat to Migingo island and back. It was scary as shit, the boat stalled smack in the middle of the lake. There were no lifesavers, no network and no other boats in the vicinity. Thank heavens they got it fixed. Thats me, I live on the edge. And I love it!! 

I was away for the better part of last week attending an official function. I made two friends and one enemy. Zegz with colleagues is never a good idea but its almost irresistible during these out-of-town work-related trips. I always try to be the lone ranger and hang out alone or with pals from that town, where applicable coz I know I am weak. If I hang out with my colleagues, Ill end up sausage funga-ing one of them. 

If there is one thing I love about Nairobi its the fact that you can go out on a Monday and find a club that is packed to the brim. In this town we were at, clubs close at 11p.m. on a FRIDAY!!! Yaani you get hauled out of the club as soon as it fikas 11p.m. then you meet policemen downstairs waiting to give you a ride to the police station. So on Saturday I had given up on the town and decided to spend the night indoors, watching telly. As soon as I had curled up in the warm blanket, remote in hand and started flipping channels, my phone started ringing off the hook. Damn! I should have switched it off. My colleagues managed to convince me to go out. We found a very nice pub with very good ambience, you should have seen how we celebrated as though we had struck gold. 

And so, the party began. The drinking, the dancing, watching and cheering some Kenyan athletes on Supersport,...More of our colleagues joined us, some of them having paired up. I was operating on singular mode with no 'date'. This guy who is very married checks in with his side kick. I asked him to dance and noticed that he smelled very nice so I told him as much and asked him what cologne he was wearing. He smiled, said thank you and told me it was Very Irresistible for men by Givenchy. His side kick who was now seated was looking at us from the corner of her eye while we danced.

The party got wilder and wilder as guys got more drunk. At some point I was dancing with Mr. Very irresistible, his sidekick butted in and pushed me aside in a jealous tirade. What chiquitta should know is that if a man is cheating on his wife with you, he will probably cheat on you with another woman as well. And being the mchokozi that I am, lets just say she is going to turn all shades of green. I want this man, not because he is so attractive, but just to spite mamasidekickitta. Im hatching  master plan on how to get him. That is a challenge Im taking on. Miss Green eyes, you want a fight? Youve got it!! GAME ON!! 

A few minutes later another colleague  Mr. tall and handsome, Peter came along with his pal, Tim. Peter is a hot guy and he knows it. Then someone totally haribu'd when he told him ati he looks like Tyrese. Heee, si the dude has pedhos!! Thats what totally turned me off him. This brushing-dirt-off-my-shoulder vybe doesnt cut it for me, at all!! Tim, who is equally tall came over to dance with me. Si I love tall guys!! And he was smelling niiiice! I asked him which cologne it was (by now youve noticed thats my pick up line, hihihihi!). I dont quite remember what he said it was but I loved the scent. Tim is a good dancer too. All the men at that table had been unable to tame me but Tim anticipated my every move and countered it. The chemistry was great!! I wanted him.

Later on a guy I had zegzed before showed up with his chips funga for the day. I was a bit jealous, dont ask me why. I clutched on to Tim, holding him tighter, and even sneaked in a kiss, just to show off. Peter, Tim and I left soon afterwards. Back at the hotel, Peter started acting up, telling me that I had ditched him for his friend. I told him I just couldnt stand his maringos, besides, he was my workmate, his friend wasn't. He was sulking as he went to his room and Tim and I went to Tim's room.  

As soon as we closed the door behind us I pushed Tim's back to the wall and kissed him as I unbuttoned his shirt and tugged it off him. I stepped back a little but to pull my top over my head and throw it to the floor and as he grabbed my waist, pulled me back  towards him and planted his lips on mine again.I closed my eyes to enjoy the sweetness of his kiss as he dragged me towards the edge bed and I voluntarily fell backwards, pulling him down with me and locking my lips onto his once more. He moved down to kiss my neck, then slid his hand under my bra to tweak my nipple. He went down on his knees to unbuckle my shoes and remove them. I unbuttoned my jeans and slid them off then helped him out of his and vest. He stood up to remove his pants and boxers as I slid into the sheets. He joined me in bed, cuddled me and ran his fingers through my hair. I was so turned on, all I wanted was to feel him inside me. 

Tim spread my legs apart and began to touch my private wet spot . His fingers rubbed my clit, then parted my pussy-lips. Then I felt his middle finger entering my hole. He fucked me with his finger for a while and I moaned. I took his hand in mine and sucked his fingers to taste my own cum. I wanted him so bad , I took charge, rolled him over and straddled him, while unclasping my bra to free my DDs. I leaned backwards, resting my weight on my hands and grinded him as my DDs bounced back and forth. He pulled at my waist, dragging me down towards him and kissed me passionately as he dug his fingers into my back.

He pushed me off him, reached for his pants to remove a condom from the back pocket and came on top of me. I was breathing heavily in anticipation, my heart racing, my pussy throbbing, waiting eagerly. He rolled the condom over his dick and spread my legs a bit further. He then thrust into me, forcefully, and I gasped loudly. "Shhhhhh" he motioned me to keep it down. "I cant! I whispered!" He thrust into me again and again, I screamed louder. I wrapped my legs around his waist and thrust my pussy upwards, hard into him.  He drove his dick harder and harder into me and I clenched the sheets with my hands and bit my lip. My body tensed up and my pussy gripped his dick hard as I began to quiver and shake all over then erupted in an orgasm. He thrust deep and hard into me and let out a moan as he came. I pulled him close, wrapped my arms around him and bit into his shoulder softly. My hips were moving back and forth as my body trembled and shuddered. He rolled off me to take off the condom then kissed me on the forehead, turned me around so we could spoon, wrapped his warm arm around me and whispered "Goodnight".

He woke me up with some morning glory, and after that I had to go back to my room before everyone else woke up. 

Next time I was seeing Tim was in the bus, on our way to the closing ceremony of the function which we were attending. We acted like nothing happened though Peter had this "I-know-what -you-did-last-night" look on his face. Sometimes I wonder if I should be concerned about how Im able to have zegz with a guy and feel completely zeep about him. No emotions, no nothing! And with the way I openly ogle at men and make moves on them the way men do women. (kwanza there was this hot bouncer at the club, with huge, awesome, yummy muscles mpaka I had to ask if I could touch them!!)  My best friend usually calls me his boy. Ati I must be having much more testosterone than estrogen in my body. 

I eagerly await the next trip.

;-)