Tuesday 10 May 2011

RHINO CHARGE

I love adventure and I'm an adrenaline junkie. So last year when I got the chance to attend the annual Rhino Charge, I couldn't pass it up. The wildest rally in town it is, where the big, mean machines compete in the toughest offroad motorsport competition . Ive always wanted to ride in those mean machines but that dream remains a bit elusive. So for now, Ill just stick to being a spectator which is equally as fun.

We set off from Nairobi in a tour van on a Friday morning, carrying with us our camping gear, sunglasses and shorts, heading to an unknown  destination, which I think is one of the most exciting part of the rally. We get to a place called Corner Baridi where we were given instructions and a map on how to get to the venue which we now knew was going to be Magadi. From there we proceeded on the long drive into the bunduz. We stopped over at some restaurant in Maasai land for lunch then back on the road. Hours later, we got to the venue for the event. Some place called Londuroj hills. The beautiful , rugged terrain complete with kudus grazing in the background, the welcoming Maasai locals, the fresh air and the beautiful view of Lake Magadi  from the hills was the perfect getaway from the hussle and bussle of the city. The network was a bit shaky so it pretty much meant we were cut off from the rest of the world. I loved it!! We set up camp as excitement built up.

We were meant to be sharing tents but the big tents ran out and there was only one small tent left. Since everyone else had already paired up, I got the small tent. Yaay! I changed into my jungle green shorts and black top and then went out to explore the surroundings. There were several camp sites set up and a central point where there was a makeshift bar. After dinner, we sat around  the fireplace and listened to some music while chatting. But soon, our generator went off and the music died. I wandered off to the bar to join the rest of the party.

I must say it was a pretty awesome set-up in the middle of the bush! I always 'operate' as a lone ranger so that Im free to do whatever I want. I pulled up a seat near the bar counter and got myself a drink. I struck a conversation with the bartender who was near me and every time Id get up to go and dance Id ask him to watch my drink for me. The party got wilder and wilder as people got more drunk. Then this very drunk, girl got onto the dance floor and even I had to step aside. She was pulling what I can now refer to as swaggerific dance moves and everyone stopped dancing to stare at her. She jumped onto one of the spectators who was already too willing to engage her, straddled him and began grinding herself on his waist. The guy did what guys call 'kunjaing' the laptopious chic, turning her upside down and placing her in all manner of positions while apparently dancing. When he set her down and she noticed guys taking photos, she flashed her boobs and smiled. (I think I have those photos somewhere) Anyways, that was "Showtime" and she left to go drink some more of whatever she was drinking.

We got back to dancing and I caught the bartender stealing glances at me several times. But he was not the only one stealing glances. To his left, on the pathway leading to the loos was this tall guy staring at me as I . And I cant blame him, Im a pretty good dancer, na siringi. You know what they say about good dancers, right? I turned on the seduction a notch higher, teasing him with my every move. After a while I needed 'to go' so I made my way towards the toilets which were behind the the tents where the bar was. As I passed the tall guy he said hi, i said hi back, and went on walking, pretending not to be interested. He followed me and asked if he could have a word. I veered off the pathway, walked on a little bit and stopped in front of an acacia tree and turned back to face him. He said "I like the way you dance"  I told him Thank you. Then he held out his hand and asked me to dance with him. I took his hand and moved closer and we danced to the ragga song that was playing in the background for a while. I turned around to face away from him and gyrated my body against his. I could feel his hard dick rubbing against my ass.

I naughtily slithered my hand behind my back and felt him up. He cupped my boobs and squeezed them. He turned me around and brought his lips close to mine as if to kiss me but I pushed him away and pulled back, holding onto the tree for support. I could feel the adrenalin pumping, and my heart racing. I knew that if I was going to run, it was now or never. My body was saying yes!! And before I could figure out what my mind was saying he had grabbed me and pulled me close to him. I turned my face away so he wouldnt kiss my lips. So he kissed my ear lobes instead. Then he gently bit the side of my neck. Now I didnt care what my mind was saying any more, I was gonna go with the body. I wanted him. Badly! I loosened his belt and put my hand down his shorts to rub his dick. "Not bad" I thought to myself. He grabbed me, turned me around and cupped my breasts from behind, then his arms travelled slowly down to my shorts.

He unbuttoned then unzipped the shorts and loosened them. He slid his hand to my crotch and gasped when he realized I wasnt wearing panties. He pushed his fingers into my cunt, working them in and out, first slowly, then faster, and faster. I felt weak and I leaned against the tree for support. He paused for a moment to get a condom from his pocket and wear it. He then pulled my shorts down, they fell to the ground. He grabbed my waist, pulled me back a little, bent me over and pushed his dick into my pussy. I moaned with pleasure as he filled my cunt up with his cock and fucked me, increasing his tempo with every moan. As he pumped me, I noticed someone passing by though from a distance. I whispered to him to stop but he kept on ramming his cock into me faster and faster. I think having the audience there got both of us even more turned on. I came first and as I shuddered , I felt him pumping more intensely and he jerked forward as he came. I recovered for a few seconds before pulling my shorts back on and staggering towards the loo. I peed then came back to find him waiting for me. My shorts were soaked in pussy juices so I told him I was going to go back to camp to change.

I passed by the bar and sipped on my drink a little bit. The bartender looked at me suspiciously, I bet he was wondering what happened to my hair, it was all messed up and riddled with acacia leaves and thorns. I made my way across the bar to go change. As I walked towards our camp there was this land-rover parked on the side of the path, with a tall  guy standing beside it following the events of the party from a distance. (Okay, by now you've noticed I have a thing for tall guys!) He looked older, maybe in his early forties. I stopped to say hi. He told me he was Maa , from that area. He had a farm just a few meters from there.Fascinated I leaned back against his car as he told me more about Londuroj. Not that I was listening, I was just staring at him as he talked. Then suddenly I got this urge to do something very naughty so I blurted out "Do you want to have zegz?" His jaw dropped, he froze and stared at me unbelievingly. "Huh?"  I asked again, "Do you want to have casual , meaningless zegz?" He realized I was dead serious and said 'Yes'. So he opened the back door of his car and I got in. He got in after me and closed the door. I stood up in the back seat and put my head through the open roof to check out the party as he got the condom from what I think was a 'secret compartment'  in the car. He quickly undressed and I sat back on the seat, slid my shorts off then lay back,closed my eyes and let him ravage me. We had maybe 10 minutes of zegz right there, in his car , with music from the party blaring in the background.  After that I pulled my now very very wet shorts back on. He drove me to my camp site, I said goodbye to him and went to my tent where I cleaned up and changed into a short red dress then walked back to the party.

Back at the bar, the bartender asked me where I had disappeared to, before he noticed I had changed my clothes and slightly nodded his head, having gotten the answer to his question. I got back to dancing and noticed the tall 'tree guy' was back at his spot. He started walking towards me and I turned around, disappeared into the crowd then went around to find another spot to dance at. The party started winding down, with most of the campers going off to bed so I went back to the counter to finish up my drink. I told the bartender that I had to go to camp to sleep so he offered to escort me. We left for the camp site,I was quite tipsy by this time. Inside my tent,the bartender helped me out of my dress and I collapsed onto the mattress. Next thing I know he was naked and on top of me, then inside me. I think he fucked me until I blacked out that coz the next thing I know I was waking up, naked on the mattress and alone in the tent.

I pulled on some clothes and went to get some breakfast, then later took a shower. We left for the gauntlet after about an hour, driving through the beautiful, remote countryside. As we chit chatted in the van, one of the chics who was in the tent next to mine asked me if I had heard screams the previous night. I asked "which screams? I dint hear anything, I was dead asleep" She said "There was a woman screaming yesterday, near our tent, we thought she was being attacked by wild animals" I then realized kumbe the woman 'screaming' was me. But I jikaushad and insisted that I hadn't heard anything.

We had mad fun at the gauntlet (the Rhino Charge spectator's point) even in the sweltering heat and all. We followed the machines around, sung and cheered the drivers on. Evening soon came and it was back to camp for yet another evening of partying. I went back to my spot near the counter and the bartender got me a drink. He apologized for having left without saying bye, I was dead asleep and he dint want to wake me. We partied the night away, I got to dance aboard one of the mean machines which was on display at the party grounds. When the party was over, I went back to camp with the bartender, he helped me into my tent, kissed me goodbye and left. Morning soon came and it was time to head back to the city.

That Rhino Charge experience goes down as one of my best zegzual experiences ever!!! It was definitely my wildest! And that Acacia tree!! I hope no one ever cuts it down. I'm totally looking forward to this year's Rhino Charge, I wonder where its gonna be this time.......


Today there is no for sneak preview into the next episode of Zegz Tales. You have to wait and read. Cheers!

PS: Koi, I hope youre reading this girl. ;-)

46 comments:

  1. Galis I think you turn me on every morning. I look forward to having zegs with you.

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  2. aki ur the 1, mboro 3 usiku mmoja . . . lazima u really hd fun n got drained up kabisa

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  3. madam you have really turned me on. and to think i havent had any for the longest time..maybe i should look for you for some girly loving ;)

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  4. Now this, this is some real good shiet!!

    Can you have my baby :) pretty please.....:)

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  5. Galis,are you easy ama you just love mad zegz? I was reading your blog while queuing at Electricity House,I had to stop when "He slid his hand to my crotch and gasped when he realized I wasn't wearing panties".....I had this major hard-on I was practically shoving the guy infront of me!

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  6. Lemme get this right Galis, you posted this at 1 a.m!

    What the hell were you doing at that time of the night on a weekday?.......ok I know, but it sounds sexier if you admit to it ;)

    Af_oak

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  7. Anons, please leave a ka-name at the bottom so that its easier to respond to you instead of calling you Anon 1, 2, etc.

    Anonymous said...
    Galis I think you turn me on every morning. I look forward to having zegs with you.

    - Hehehe!That can be arranged. ;-)

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  8. Anonymous said...
    aki ur the 1, mboro 3 usiku mmoja . . . lazima u really hd fun n got drained up kabisa

    - Totally wasted! I nursed that ka-hangie all Saturday and Sunday.

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  9. Anonymous said...
    madam you have really turned me on. and to think i havent had any for the longest time..maybe i should look for you for some girly loving ;)

    - Eh, pole for the dry spell,I cant begin to imagine what thats like especially in this weather. Ive got loads of love to give. ;-)

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  10. Anonymous said...
    Now this, this is some real good shiet!!

    Can you have my baby :) pretty please.....:)

    - Yesure, when do we start baby making? I hear IVF is the new in-thing so that we get twins.

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  11. Anonymous said...
    Galis,are you easy ama you just love mad zegz? I was reading your blog while queuing at Electricity House,I had to stop when "He slid his hand to my crotch and gasped when he realized I wasn't wearing panties".....I had this major hard-on I was practically shoving the guy infront of me!

    Anon, Hahahaha!!! Wah! Kesho Im starting with a disclaimer. Warning: Reading this blog could cause serious hard-ons!! Im a zegz junkie! And the kinkier / naughtier or more spontaneous, the more gratifying it is to me

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  12. Anonymous said...
    Lemme get this right Galis, you posted this at 1 a.m!

    What the hell were you doing at that time of the night on a weekday?.......ok I know, but it sounds sexier if you admit to it ;)

    Af_oak

    Af_oak,
    you should see me writing the blog naked, in bed, re-enacting the scenes. For every "(s)he touched me" I touch myself. ;-)

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  13. galis........ keep it up...
    think this blog could bring u good money...
    sex sells... and if you could bring together all of us.... perverted

    delisssimmmmo

    V

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  14. ha..ha.. galis. you make me happy. anonymous 3 aka sweetesthing

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  15. interesting blog this is...not many have the guts to embrace their sexuality like you have gal kudos.....

    Almasi

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  16. @Sweetestthing - The pleasure is all mine.

    @Almasi - Thanx.

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  17. Galis of course am reading......I am a chick but truth be told you really turn me on....! mad love K!

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  18. Hi Galis, i have ths problem am NEVER satisfied with zegz, nita fanya nini? it seems am sexholic like u. kuna dawa ya zegz?

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  19. I am loving the way this blog is unfolding. I was at the Rhino Charge but I had a stubborn Asian lady who held onto me so much that I did not stray. This time I'm going alone.

    Your number 1 fan. Jogoo a.k.a Mike

    Keep em coming

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  20. @K - You rock!!! ;)

    @Soni - Haki I wish kungekuwa na dawa. I heard that when you have kids the libido reduces so Im hoping that will be a solution. But for now, hakuna dawa, we are stuck with our zegzaholism!

    @ Mike Jogoo - Thanx #1 fan. Yeah, youre better off going alone. I just might stagger into you. LOL!!

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  21. Kudoz Galiz

    Galiz, I am your alter ego, with an insatiable zegz addiction. I have a valid viza to zegzy. That is a story 4 another day....


    I used to think that it was a disease.......


    Unlike a woman who can get Zegzy any time, even from a watchie, most men turn to dukawallaz for pay zegz.....


    Keep it up!....I mean the writing

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  22. Zegzy Anon - Tell me your story. Id love to hear it.

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  23. Entertaining read but you really are placing yourself in alot of risk (and alot of your 22 - 26 year old readers who want to adopt the same lifestyle). Read on HPV infections and their association with cervical cancer and the like. I won't even mention the big one!
    Take up some social responsibility for your readers and narrate your experience with STI and STDs because judging from your sexual escapades it's almost certain you have a tale to tell.

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  24. No seriosly i need to know where gals like you can be found.

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  25. I had to read this in the evening kama kila mtu ashatoka kwa ofisi (si you know why?)
    Weuwe!! i'm impressed!!

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  26. Eh.galis baena !leo umenimaliza

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  27. Hard on! Wanjohi is fucking, Sue is fucking, now Gallis, your the best though, emphasize condoms though. Jimmy K

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  28. First time reading your blog and I must say very interesting tales you have...

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  29. Galiz, this is Anon 10 May 2011 16:58. Here is one of my stories.

    Sohoz restaurant in Westlands was the scene of this event. I was seating at the counter. This was like seven years ago if not more.

    On this day, I was not out for a hunt. I was having a polite drink over the counter, lost in thought.

    I only realized that there was this gorgeous lady sitting next to me. I did not see her walk in nor take her seat next to mine.

    In between, I stole a few appreciative glances. I could not ignore her wavy black hair, her curvy body, and long, beautiful legs.

    She appeared proud of her body. Her stomach was flat but I noticed the firm breasts. Her nipples were large and poked through her blouse. Now that got my hormones doing crazy summersaults.

    I mumbled a feeble hi. I think that she was not particularly interested. She appeared way out of my league. At times there are neither rules nor etiquette in this game.

    She appeared to flirt with me. Told me that she was a student leader of sorts from UON. Calls herself “ She-Wolf”. I soon realized that the hunter became the hunted.


    Lust must have been written all over my face. She must have read my body language. My bulging eyes betrayed me. My fate was sealed the moment she laid eyes on me.

    Galiz, you remind me of this gurl.

    She told me to my face “I know that you want to f#ck me". She was not flattering


    ……. A few minutes later after a hurried taxi ride, we were at my house……..


    She seduced me and licked me like a python.

    My heart was pumping south wards with vigor. Blood filled up my cock that exploded out of the zip.


    Instinct took over. She reached out for the massive rock hard cock and took it hostage.


    The rest of the story is like narrated here by Galiz…… screaming and squirting was the order of the day.


    All I remember is that I rammed her puzzy so hard and flooded her ovaries, over and over again with warm juice……. We hardly ate nor slept over that weekend.

    I thought that I split her puzzy to pieces and dislocated her hips. Her on the other hand thought that she had broken my willy.


    A nymph had met an addict!

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  30. David, Sorry , I cant share my experience on STDs, STIs or HPV infections coz Ive never had them. I love zegz, no doubt about that, but I also love life. I protect myself. However, I welcome your contributions if you have experiene, maybe you can share with me and I can share with my readers. Azawise, wank polepole please, kama ni vaseline imeisha sema. I have connections. Can hook you up with a year's supply. ;)

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  31. Panganga - Im one of a kind so you'll have to clone me.

    Amamacho - Hehehe, yeah i know why. Thegyo.

    Colonel - Hihihihi!!

    Jimmy K - Big big emphasis on condoms. Ill insist on that. Thnx.

    Henry - Thnx for taking your time. Glad u like the tales.

    Anon 10 - I like, I liiike!!!

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  32. I can say you turned me on somuch that i could not hold my peace. Only did not find some one to zegs with as my man is a way.

    But gal ua so graphic that any day i will be wanting zegs after reading.

    let me look for sausage funga angalau

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  33. Galis Galis...hihihihi am yet to get a guy to fuck me like that, am a bit scared to do strangers cos of condom breakage and shit, i found a shower massager that makes me go wild, luckily my house has an ensuite
    (mboch may wonder) Am still at work, at 5 sharp am heading straight to my bathroom....your crazy babe and while at it, i will be thinking about rhino charge..

    Galis your lucky, most dudes just pump and pump, i like my boobs touched and sucked,and a good kisser

    I just got into the mood

    mrembo

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  34. Sensitive much? Just like any other sentiment from your readers, i expressed mine....when you talk of protection i believe you are referring to condoms which my dear would be very ignorant of you. Read up, good luck in avoiding those genital warts. Otherwise, great story telling skills!

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  35. Babez

    Gal I tried two dicks last sato and am still paying dearly, sex in the bush is the best. i hope you keep the good work up.

    le me ask you have you ever met 2 strokes i.e in and out na amemaliza hebu tell us. It is very hard to get guys who can go for mad rounds/maliza the game coz i like to be mangwad until i cant breath.

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  36. Anon - Sausage funga , pap!! Hehehe!!

    Mrembo, hebu lets go for rhino charge!!...And oh, Im not always lucky, Its just that I started with the nice stories. Ive had nasty experiences as well. youll find out with time.

    Pastor Doctor David - Ok, sawa. You can have your opinion. And maybe Ill blog about the dangers of casual, meaningless zegz...as well as drinking and driving,smoking, not fungaing your seatbelts and the other 10 million ways to die. Now what did you say about my offer for vaseline?

    Anon (Ill call you Babez too coz u dint leave a name) - Ill definitely tell about the one minute men. I like to keep the good ones coz enyewe getting guy with stamina is not very easy. Twende Rhino Charge. ;-)

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  37. Hey Galis, enyewe u just rock!I've read all your posts in one sitting and I just cant get enuf!Sijui nita doo nini na hii mbao yangu!Keep it up!

    Swish

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  38. Swish - Thanx!! Hee, hiyo mbao na hii baridi!! Si ni uchungu? Hehehe!

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  39. Galis Galis Galis...this one just killed me...u should consider using your experience as a side hustle,could give kina Getrude a run for their money..kwa baby showers et al..am still shopping around ;-)

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  40. I remember seeing those tents, I vividly recall last year's Rhino Charge as well, and I'm definately not missing this year's!

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  41. So it looks like u walk around condomised 24/7. Same with the chaps in your escapades - other than the bartender - no mention of condom there, hmmmmmm... Don't you miss "nyama kwa nyama" - coz meaningless random sex must be condomised? I need me some "nyama kwa nyama" every so often. Coz whisky dick+condomation=very sore pussy+/-untamed hard-on i.e coming is a task! I'd still reeeeeeally like to do u sometime. So long as it's the same girl in the story. Coz I've been looking for u for sometime - girl who can take punishment...!

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  42. Ivorydancer - I always cary condoms with me. Always. And with the bartender we dint use a condom.Bad,bad thing to do. He apologized profusely later on for that. I miss nyama kwa nyama. Kwanza that period when a guy is condomizing is such an anticlimax for me!! But then Im single. And unless I get into some kind of relationship or at least a regular , exclusive shagbuddy arrangement, I have to forego the craving for nyama kwa nyama and keep condomizing.

    About doing me......eeer, that could be a bit tricky. Id like to remain anonymous. So unless we wear masks or blindfolds....

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  43. Galis - Of course we're never gonna meet - the beauty of anonymity... I want the picture I have of you in my head to remain untainted by reality. But like I said, I've been looking for you. Maybe one day I'll find you. mmmhhhh...*explosion*

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  44. Ivory- yeah maybe you will.

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  45. Quite awesome

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