THE SCREAMING ORGASMS

Im loud. That I know for a fact. Im unable to whisper or talk in a low tone. Kwanza when Im emotional - angry or excited, my voice gets so high pitched. Most of the times I dont notice it. Sometimes people tell me to lower it (and I get angry and defensive and insist that I wasnt shouting, I was just talking in my normal voice). So it goes without saying that Im loud in bed too.

I met Larry on of our office interns on the way to Nakuru for some workshop. I happened to sit next to him in the bus and we got to chatting. Im always a lone ranger, so when we got to Nax, I opted to stay in a hotel three blocks away from where the rest of my colleagues were staying (for obvious reasons). Larry dint seem keen on booking a room for himself and I kept his bag for him in my room. After we freshened up, we hit a local club for some mwenjoyos. We knocked back shots of vodka till our tongues became heavy and our speech slurred. By now our hands were all over each other. The bar was closed at around 1 a.m. coz it was a weekday, so we staggered back to my hotel. Larry picked his bag and made as if to leave (ha!) and I told him to save on the money and just sleep in my room since it was a double bed anyway. I threw off my clothes , had a quick shower, threw Larry the towel after I had dried myself and got into bed. He sneaked into the bed beside me after he had washed up. I pretended to protest, asking him to go to the other bed but he shut me up with one big kiss on my lips then a trail of them on my cheeks, ears, neck boobs, all the way down to my navel. When he attempted to go further below I grabbed his head in my hands and brought him back up. I was spotting so I wasnt gonna let him go down on me.

He was about 5 inches. Thats a little bit below average according to me. But what I liked about him is he knew how to manipulate his dick and work the positions to get the deepest penetration and  achieve results. And he had stamina!!!! We had zegz 5 times that night (or is it morning) . I woke up to morning glory, oh I loove morning glory. A few minutes into it and I was moaning ever so loudly then we heard a knock on the door. We kept quiet , hoping whoever it was would go away and he went on humping slowly. But they wouldnt leave. The knocks became almost violent. "FUNGUA!!" When we hesitated some more, whoever was at the door threatened to bring it down so I told Larry to just open it. He got up, wrapped a towel around his waist and went to open the door while I wrapped the duvet around myself.

At the door were three Maasai watchmen.
Watchie : Nini inaendelea hapa??
Larry : Boss, kwani kuna shida? Hakuna kitu inaendelea.
Watchie: mbona munapiga kelele munasumbua kila mtu kwa hoteli?
Watchie 2: 'Mumeamsha kila mtu' ...Pries the door open...... "Madam, uko sawa?"
Me :"Eeeh mi niko sawa."
Watchie: "Hebu amka"

I sat up, revealing a red patch on the white sheets.

Watchie: "Hata mumeharibu shuka, itabidi muzioshe. Sisi tumesikia ukipiga nduru tukafikiria unakufa tukakuja kukusaidia"
Larry : "Boss, kama ni sheets basi tutaosha. Wacheni basi tuoge"
Watchie : "Wewe unajifanya ati mwanaume, eh? Ati wewe ndio ndume kushinda wengine? Wacha nikuambie, tumeona wanaume! Kwanza mumetoka wapi?"
Me: "Nairobi"
Watchie : "Ooooh , hizo tabia zenyu mbaya za Nairobi ndio mumeleta huku??"
Larry : "Poleni basi hatutarudia"
Watchie: "Musirudi kwa hii hoteli tena"
Larry: Sawa tumesikia. Basi acheni tufunge mlango, tunataka kuoga.
Watchie: Harakisheni mtoke. Na muhakikishe mumeosha hizo shuka.

When they left, Larry and I burst into laughter. I asked him "Kwani I was that loud??" He told me "I dint notice" We moved to the other bed to finish what we started, I tried to stiffle my moans this time round and it wasnt easy. Just as I was cumming, there was another knock on the door. I told Larry to go to the bathroom and I opened the door. It was one of the watchmen.  I asked him what the matter was. He winked and told me, "Madam, si hata mimi unionjeshe kidogo? Inaonekana ilikuwa tamu sana. Kwani alikuwa anafanya aje"  I chuckled and told him I wanted to take a shower and he'd have to excuse me but "Tutaongea". Then he goes "Basi si unisaidie ka-mia nikunywe chai? Unajua mi ndio nimekutetea sana, ungelipishwa fine. Watu walikuwa wamejaa hapa nje wanashangaa nini inafanyika kwa hii room"  I took a hundred shillings from my handbag and handed it to him. Larry was getting impatient and called out to me from the bathroom. So I closed the door on the watchman who was still ogling at me and smiling sheepishly, then joined Larry in the shower.

Needless to say, we went back to the same hotel that night. But this time, I asked Larry to put a pillow over my face. So gentlemen, be warned! Im very loud. Some guy even called me "Sound surround" and told me that his neighbours usually looked at him very awkwardly the morning after my visits and he was considering moving house. Most guys I know love the sound tracks. And I never fake it either, if Im not enjoying the zegz, Ill just lie there like our friends from Central allegedly do, and I wont make a sound but if you give it to me good, your neighbours will know your name.

Guys if your girl is too loud and u dont fancy it, I suggest placing you palm over her mouth (mmmm, I love that!) or making her eat the sheets / mattress or using the pillow (but be careful not to suffocate her) lakini whatever you do dont tell her "nyamaza" or "wacha kulia". That's such an anti climax!!

So with that, I take a weekend break (from blogging, not from zegz ;-) ) Next Week on Zegz Tales........GIRLY LOVING. Stay Tuned.

Have a zegzy weekend.